Spam!

Fantastic influx of spam this week. Now, I’m not sure if this spam is actually that extraordinary, in fact I’m pretty sure I am just looking for something to entertain myself, thus I’m clinging to anything that could be called ‘interesting.’ Madness aside, lets begin!

This guy just wanted to tell us that he completely understands what we are saying, does disagree but couldn’t be f***ed researching the topic himself. I think a lot of people use this method for the foundation of their opinions, so I really shouldn’t judge him. EDIT: And his name is Rickey Zitzloff!

I find this charming because the mans name is Jerold Huggard. Huggard! Anyway, we do post A LOT about dogs, dog food, different breeds of dogs, dog contests/fashion shows, and dog maintenance so I’m glad this guy has been able to find us and now will can finally build our dog empire. When is the baby due? I can’t wait to start the auditions for the prestigious breeds of dogs that will be part of our crew. Plus dogs are great at poker. Thank you Mr. Huggard!

I really should stop posting Jodeci lyrics on our blog so much, but those guys are just so catching and revolting. Anyway, this guy said he is going to come back, which is kind of frightening. What is he is here right now? Can you take out a restraining order on the internet?

I should have mentioned that when I said ‘Fantastic influx of spam’ I really meant quantity, not quality.

Anyway, have a nice weekend

fetus
p.s. why is no one sharing their spam with me? Perhaps I haven’t asked, ok. Any one getting any good spam? Send it to me!

Spam of the week #3

I’ve been spoiled this week, yes I have. Two excellent new spam-a-la’s caught in my spam net which I shall share with you.

Laverne gave me some really helpful insight into buying buildings. Sure she talked about personal loans, but I think she really was trying to tell me that if I wanted to, I could buy a pillow factory and live in it and never return to normal life again.

Christian dating! Perhaps there is a god, somebody knows I need a date, although I do have 365 dates a year (cue that drum thing that happens when people make terrible jokes – what is that called?) Here I thought they were actually interested in all this useful and insightful crap we write on our blog. The word “lurking” gives me the shivers, and not in an inspired way, just the normal creepy way. Can I find love on the internet? I think I already did.

That’s it
I promise to actually post about some great zines I’ve been reading once my scanner is return to me from the dark over/underlords.

fetus

Spam of the week 2

Two important lessons to be learned (learnt?) from my favourite spams this week:

1. There are articles that discuss stuff differently
2. We need to put in more effort
3. Life is confusing

Of course now that I have started on a crusade to celebrate spam our spam box has been pretty empty.

That it,
fetus

Spam of the week

I have a confession, I really enjoy sifting through the spam that is caught by the comment spam catcher on our blog. I feel like the spam makers (whoever those beautiful people are) put a lot of time into their spam. I’m always harassing Amanda to leave the spam for me to read and get really sooky when she deletes it. So I’ve decided I’m going to start a spam of the week type post where I share my favourite spam from the week.

This spam-a-la is from Perfume for Women. I don’t know why I like this spam, ok I do. It’s not screaming (capitalized text) about celebrity sex tapes, and it makes no sense but at the same time it makes perfect sense.

Anyway, just thought I’d share that with you instead of printing it out and sticking it on my wall. Also if you have any good spam can you send it to me?

Fetus